Quotes by P.J. O'Rourke

The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you are married to.close quote - P.J. O'Rourke

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The Old Year has gone. Let the dead past bury its own dead. The New Year has taken possession of the clock of time. All hail the duties and possibilities of the coming twelve months!close quote - Edward Payson Powell

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New Year's eve is like every other night; there is no pause in the march of the universe, no breathless moment of silence among created things that the passage of another twelve months may be noted; and yet no man has quite the same thoughts this evening that come with the coming of darkness on other nights.close quote - Hamilton Wright Mabie

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Youth is when you are allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you are forced to.close quote - Bill Vaughn

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