Quotes by Bennett Cerf

The person who can bring the spirit of laughter into a room is indeed blessed.close quote - Bennett Cerf
The Detroit String Quartet played Brahms last night. Brahms lost.close quote - Bennett Cerf

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The Atomic Age is here to stay - but are we?close quote - Bennett Cerf

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Middle age is when your old classmates are so grey and wrinkled and bald they do not recognize you.close quote - Bennett Cerf

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Gross ignorance is 144 times worse than ordinary ignorance.close quote - Bennett Cerf

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Good manners: The noise you do not make when you are eating soup.close quote - Bennett Cerf
For me, a hearty "belly laugh" is one of the beautiful sounds in the world.close quote - Bennett Cerf
Fame - anyone who says he doesn't like it is crazy.close quote - Bennett Cerf
A person who can bring the spirit of laughter into a room is indeed blessed.close quote - Bennett Cerf
A pat on the back, through only a few vertebrae removed from a kick in the pants, is miles ahead in results.close quote - Bennett Cerf


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