Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you would have preferred to talk.- Doug Larson
Wisdom is the quality that keeps you from getting into situations where you need it.
Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two, opulence is when you have three - and paradise is when you have none.
To err is human; to admit it, superhuman.
There must be a happy medium somewhere between being totally informed and blissfully unaware.
There are few things more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own.
The world is full of people looking for spectacular happiness while they snub contentment.
The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate.
The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools.
The reason people blame things on previous generations is that there's only one other choice.
The only nice thing about being imperfect is the joy it brings to others.
The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it.
The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball.
Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush.
Sometimes opportunity knocks, but most of the time it sneaks up and then quietly steals away.
