You live and learn. At any rate, you live.- Douglas Adams
We have normality. I repeat, we have normality. Anything you still can't cope with is therefore your own problem.
To give real service you must add something which cannot be bought or measured with money, and that is sincerity and integrity.
Time is bunk.
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.
This must be Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays.
There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.There is another theory which states that this has already happened.
The mere thought hadn't even begun to speculate about the merest possibility of crossing my mind.
The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at and repair.
The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
The impossible often has a kind of integrity which the merely improbable lacks.
The Guide is definitive. Reality is frequently inaccurate.
The difficulty with this conversation is that it's very different from most of the ones I have had of late. Which, as I explained, have mostly been with trees.
Space is big. You just would not believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the drug store, but that is just peanuts to space.
Life is wasted on the living.
