You know it's funny that none of the regular late-night shows now use guest hosts the way Johnny did. No one talks about it much, but it's curious that they do not do it. They would each have to be asked the reason why they do not.- Garry Shandling
Without comedy as a defense mechanism I wouldn't be able to survive.
Which is, I am an optimist that two people can be together to work out their conflicts. And that commitment, I think, might be what love is, because they both grow from their relationship.
The only way I would go back to hosting would be if it were something entirely new. It would prevent me from wanting to host a standard-fare kind of talk show.
My friends tell me I have an intimacy problem. But they do not really know me.
My first appearance as a guest on The Tonight Show was in '81.
It's not the hair on your head that matters. It's the kind of hair you have inside.
I have never had anyone put on a puppet show to convince me of anything. And I have done a lot of stuff. I do not know that I would put the puppets on when I was pitching a show. This was the head of the studio putting a puppet show on. And I will tell you, he wasn't bad.
I am too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people I do not know.
I am not a party guy. I do not carouse very much.
I am dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it.
I think sometimes I should do more carousing, because I do not do much and maybe it would be fun occasionally. It's hard for me to have fun and I am a serious thinker and a searcher and funny from the front.
I think it's one of the main negative emotional ingredients that fuels show business, because there's so much at stake and the fear of failure looms large.
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