Women have simple tastes. They get pleasure out of the conversation of children in arms and men in love.- H. L. Mencken
Women always excel men in that sort of wisdom which comes from experience. To be a woman is in itself a terrible experience.
Whenever you hear a man speak of his love for his country, it is a sign that he expects to be paid for it.
Whenever a husband and wife begin to discuss their marriage they are giving evidence at a coroner's inquest.
When women kiss it always reminds one of prize fighters shaking hands.
When a new source of taxation is found it never means, in practice, that the old source is abandoned. It merely means that the politicians have two ways of milking the taxpayer where they had one before.
What men value in this world is not rights but privileges.
Wealth - any income that is at least one hundred dollars more a year than the income of one's wife's sister's husband.
We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart.
We must be willing to pay a price for freedom.
We are here and it is now. Further than that, all human knowledge is moonshine.
War will never cease until babies begin to come into the world with larger cerebrums and smaller adrenal glands.
Unquestionably, there is progress. The average American now pays out twice as much in taxes as he formerly got in wages.
To die for an idea; it is unquestionably noble. But how much nobler it would be if men died for ideas that were true!
To be in love is merely to be in a state of perceptual anesthesia - to mistake an ordinary young woman for a goddess.
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