Wit doesn't make girls pretty.- Jeanne Calment
There are so many good authors; there's no shortage of them.- Jeanne Calment
Not having children is one less worry. Children are a worry!- Jeanne Calment
In life, people sometimes make rotten deals.- Jeanne Calment
I have only got one wrinkle, and I am sitting on it.- Jeanne Calment
I have been forgotten by our Good Lord.- Jeanne Calment
I am not afraid of anything.- Jeanne Calment
I am interested in everthing but passionate about nothing.- Jeanne Calment
I would like to go to the Moon.- Jeanne Calment
I wait for death and journalists.- Jeanne Calment
I took pleasure when I could. I acted clearly and morally and without regret. I am very lucky.- Jeanne Calment
I think I will die laughing.- Jeanne Calment
I see badly, I hear badly, and I feel bad, but everything's fine.- Jeanne Calment
I never wear mascara; I laugh until I cry too often.- Jeanne Calment
I have legs of iron, but to tell you the truth, they're starting to rust and buckle a bit.- Jeanne Calment
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