The first thing I will do if elected is demand a recount.- Kinky Friedman
The Democrats and Republicans are the same guy admiring themself in the mirror.
Students do not know who Mark Twain was because he wasn't on the test.
Remember: Y'all is singular. All y'all is plural. All y'all's is plural possessive.
Politics is the only field in which the more experience you have, the worse you get.
No, nothing has changed in my life at all, and nothing would change if I had millions.
Musicians can run this state better than politicians. We would not get a lot done in the mornings, but we'll work late and be honest.
Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.
May the God of your choice bless and keep you. I respect Him as long as He does not circumcise me anymore.
If you ain't Texan, I ain't got time for you.
If Willie Nelson had been Rosa Parks, there never would have been a civil rights movement in this country, because he refuses to leave the back of the bus.
I have always said money may buy you a fine dog, but only love can make it wag its tail.
I am too young for Medicare and too old for women to care.
I will tell you right now. I am for prayer in school.
I will sign anything except bad legislation.
