The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.- Mark Twain
The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives.
The lack of money is the root of all evil.
The human race is a race of cowards; and I am not only marching in that procession but carrying a banner.
The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.
The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.
The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.
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The educated Southerner has no use for an 'R', except at the beginning of a word.
The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug.
The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes.
The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up.
Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself.
Such is the human race, often it seems a pity that Noah... didn't miss the boat.
Substitute "damn" every time you are inclined to write "very"; your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be.
Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.
