Young poets bewail the passing of love; old poets, the passing of time. There is surprisingly little difference.- Mason Cooley
Young men preen. Old men scheme.- Mason Cooley
Writers mean more than they say and say more than they mean.- Mason Cooley
Worried about being a dull fellow? You might develop your talent for being irritating.- Mason Cooley
Women encourage men to be childish, then scold them.- Mason Cooley
Without civilization, we would not turn into animals, but vegetables.- Mason Cooley
Why do we never expect dull people to be rascals?- Mason Cooley
Who would not give up wit for power and beauty?- Mason Cooley
While we are reading, we are all Don Quixote.- Mason Cooley
While there's life, there's fear.- Mason Cooley
When sages commend excess, Desire is sick.- Mason Cooley
When I prayed for success, I forgot to ask for sound sleep and good digestion.- Mason Cooley
When a man bores a woman, she complains. When a woman bores a man, he ignores her.- Mason Cooley
What lies behind appearance is usually another appearance.- Mason Cooley
Well-behaved: he always speaks as if his mother might be listening.- Mason Cooley
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