Quotes by Mike Judge

You ought to try being cruel to some people.close quote - Mike Judge
You know, at that age you want to show everyone else how wild you are. It's a combination of being bored, looking for a cheap thrill and being really stupid - a dangerous combination.close quote - Mike Judge

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Why should every single character be an honor student who goes around helping others and never doing anything wrong? Is that like the rule or something?close quote - Mike Judge
Who is Mike Judge? Let me think. The only way I could possibly answer that question would be in a nonverbal fashion. I think I could do an interpretive dance that would answer that question for you.close quote - Mike Judge
When the show started out, it was like all of a sudden we had to do 35 episodes and we had just a month and a half to write them, and it took me a while to realize that I was in charge.close quote - Mike Judge
When I was a kid it was like, who could be the coolest? Who could do the stupidest thing? And you knew it was a stupid thing to do, but you would do it just so you could be the coolest guy. And then you end up doing really cruel crap.close quote - Mike Judge
They're free because they do not know any, better. So they can just run around and do whatever, and do whatever, and most of the time they do not get caught.close quote - Mike Judge

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They say it figures MTV would do such a vulgar, awful, horrible show and they completely miss that it's satirizing the people who watch MTV.close quote - Mike Judge
They do not make you pay for the humor. It's up and down, but they're trying to give you as many laughs as possible in 2 minutes. They are the most honest comedians ever.close quote - Mike Judge

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Then there was a kid in the neighborhood about three blocks away, his name was Bobby Beavis.close quote - Mike Judge
Susie Lynn, the producer of those segments, goes in and lays all the voices over the video.close quote - Mike Judge
Stealing, you'll go far in life. Actually, there is something funny about getting away with it.close quote - Mike Judge

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She defaced my fly. And I have never been the same since.close quote - Mike Judge
People say that the Beavis voice doesn't sound like me or some other voices. Butt-Head I think sounds like me.close quote - Mike Judge
One thing I was thinking about is that they probably get their come-uppance about the same percentage that people in real life do. Basically, stealing for all practical purposes might as well be legal in New York.close quote - Mike Judge

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