Quotes by Ogden Nash

Women would rather be right than reasonable.close quote - Ogden Nash
Too clever is dumb.close quote - Ogden Nash
To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you are wrong, admit it; Whenever you are right, shut up.close quote - Ogden Nash

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There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball, and that is to have either a clear conscience or none at all.close quote - Ogden Nash

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There are people who are very resourceful, at being remorseful, and who apparently feel that the best way to make friends is to do something terrible and then make amends.close quote - Ogden Nash
The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat.close quote - Ogden Nash
The only people who should really sin are the people who can sin and grin.close quote - Ogden Nash
The most exciting happiness is the happiness generated by forces beyond your control.close quote - Ogden Nash

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The cow is of the bovine ilk; one end is moo, the other milk.close quote - Ogden Nash
The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we quit it with regret; we make up our minds every night to leave it early, but we make up our bodies every morning to keep it late.close quote - Ogden Nash

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Some debts are fun when you are acquiring them, but none are fun when you set about retiring them.close quote - Ogden Nash
Remorse is a violent dyspepsia of the mind.close quote - Ogden Nash
Progress might have been alright once, but it has gone on too long.close quote - Ogden Nash
Professional men, they have no cares; whatever happens, they get theirs.close quote - Ogden Nash

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People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.close quote - Ogden Nash


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