Lots of people act well, but few people talk well. This shows that talking is the more difficult of the two.- Oscar Wilde
Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
Women love us for our defects. If we have enough of them, they will forgive us everything, even our gigantic intellects.
Women are never disarmed by compliments. Men always are. That is the difference between the sexes.
Women are made to be loved, not understood.
Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends by blocking his retreat.
Why was I born with such contemporaries?
Who, being loved, is poor?
While we look to the dramatist to give romance to realism, we ask of the actor to give realism to romance.
Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.
Whenever a man does a thoroughly stupid thing, it is always from the noblest motives.
When the gods wish to punish us they answer our prayers.
When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is.
When good Americans die they go to Paris.
When a man has once loved a woman he will do anything for her except continue to love her.
