When the needs of one person are being met by the other, there is laughter.- Yakov Smirnoff
We may have forgotten how to feel. Nobody is teaching us how to live happily ever after, as we have heard in fairy tales.
We have been learning since we were children how to make money, buy things, build things. The whole education system is set up to teach us how to think, not to feel.
We have a choice - we can both think and feel, using our heads and our hearts.
The ad in the paper said 'Big Sale. Last Week.' Why advertise? I already missed it. They're just rubbing it in.
Never having alone time is real tough on people.
My father described this tall lady who stands in the middle of the New York harbor, holding high a torch to welcome people seeking freedom in America. I instantly fell in love.
Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.
It's kind of bittersweet. The human spirit is not measured by the size of the act, but by the size of the heart.
In today's society we sometimes forget to balance our hearts and our heads; this is the reason we stop laughing.
In Russia we only had two TV channels. Channel One was propaganda. Channel Two consisted of a KGB officer telling you: Turn back at once to Channel One.
If love is the treasure, laughter is the key.
I like American women. They do things sexually Russian girls never dream of doing - like showering.
I fed my ego, but not my soul.
I believe there is a direct correlation between love and laughter.
