A critic is a man who knows the way but can't drive the car.
|by Kenneth Tynan|
Should we have background checks, waiting periods? To drive a car you have to pass a test that shows you know how to drive your car safely, you should have to do the same thing with guns. - Michael D. Barnes
In 1950, when the Giants signed me, they gave me $15,000. I bought a 1950 Mercury. I couldn't drive, but I had it in the parking lot there, and everybody that could drive would drive the car. So it was like a community thing. - Willie Mays
When you first get money, you buy all these things so no one thinks you are mean, and you spread it around. You get a chauffeur and you find yourself thrown around the back of this car and you think, I was happier when I had my own little car! I could drive myself! - Paul McCartney
I do not know how to drive a car. - Javier Bardem
Well, I always had a chauffer, because I have never driven a car in my life. I still can't drive. - Bud Abbott