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What can you say about a society that says that God is dead and Elvis is alive? |
| in God Quotes by Irv Kupcinet |
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If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.- Johnny Carson
If life were fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.
They say Elvis is dead. I say, no, you are looking at him. Elvis is not dead; he just changed color.
Either God is alive, in which case he'll deal with us as he sees fit. Or he is dead, in which case he was never alive, it being unlikely that he died of old age.
We had to go all through the night thinking that our baby was dead. When God showed him to us, he wasn't dead, he was sucking his thumb. God had him safe and sound. He is a miracle. He is so healthy, so perfect, and God has really, really blessed us.
